stay GOLD

i'm emily :) 18. North Carolina <3
ask me shiit please!

deair:

so how do i relationship

(via the-goldenwarrior)

whorville:

I don’t have the patients to be a doctor

(via seanp0donnell)

"Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everyone I’ve ever known."
- Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters (via psych-facts)

kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

(via hydragyrus)

vvhitehouse:

aneastcoastbreeze:

vvhitehouse:

advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

  • instant cute outfit with minimal effort
  • it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
  • sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
  • u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus

(via themochagoddess)

jpgay:

*turns into a tree to avoid responsibilities*

(via hydragyrus)

hippiesispunkz:

*gives no fucks about the world cup*

(via hippiesispunkz)