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cokeflow:

Maybe I am maybelline 

(Source: fingerblaster113, via seanp0donnell)

moxiearien:

cresentmoon2000:

katiaobinger:

the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE

bonus points: both are illegal in your state and you still cannot tell

(via thefuuuucomics)

princessoffloral:

collectiveassbutts:

earthswinds:

I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”

So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what

in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a fucking bra strap

(Source: herbivorehealth, via commonbee)

itll:

how does wikipedia know the height of every celebrity

(via seanp0donnell)

versvcx:

fuck you but fuck me first

(via seanp0donnell)

dampsandwich:

hold on let me quote the bible so i can win this argument

(via kyliineve)

deair:

so how do i relationship

(via the-goldenwarrior)

whorville:

I don’t have the patients to be a doctor

(via seanp0donnell)

"Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everyone I’ve ever known."
- Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters (via psych-facts)